These two are cute



What…

I think they were talking about dicks in 3-D

;)





Wait, can’t you find your stripper name by the street you grew up on and the name of your first pet or something?

Bunny Oxford.

Im sorry, but thats just QUALITY


Big Dick Richie’s gold statue routine in “Magic Mike”


Alex about Joe Manganiello on the set of Magic Mike (x)
Errr awkward…



All right, all right, all right

Oh yeah, Magic Mike was everything I wanted it to be. And oh sooo much more

To be honest, I barely remember what the ending was, and I don’t really mind. I just want to get the dang DVD in my mail and fast forward through all the talking parts… 

All in all, this movie is delicious.

And if you don’t get it, I’ll just express my feelings with gifs, like I always do ;)

When Channing Tatum’s beautiful ass came on the first scene

Seriously, how does a 32 year old guy dance like that?

Plus everyone else -

Alex Pettyfer (even though he was a douche)

Joe Manganiello in his firefighter uniform as BIG DICK RICHIE… (with a cock of gold)

And Adam Rodriguez freaking shirtless… I swear I’ll never take CSI Miami seriously again.

Plus Matthew McConaughey reminded me of a… seal, isn’t that disturbing

BUT MATT BOMER!! HE NEEDED MORE SCREEN TIME! He is absolutely gorgeous! Why does he have to be gay?!

And through all the stripping routines (WHO WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE FOR THE PLOT?)

 

So many thongs

When the credits are rolling

Then on the way to the car

Definitely watching it again. 

In the meantime, Channing Tatum marathon!

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