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piercethesleepingcarlile: chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:04:23 -0700

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:55:32 -0700

shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:51:04 -0700

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:48:30 -0700

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:47:36 -0700

my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:44:46 -0700

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:43:13 -0700

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

superwholockian-writer: misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: Walking into school: Logging into...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:41:02 -0700

superwholockian-writer:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

Walking into school:

Logging into tumblr:

#this is too accurate

fukcingniall: days-and-dust: moonblossom: kisskissbigbang: an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:40:00 -0700

fukcingniall:

days-and-dust:

moonblossom:

kisskissbigbang:

annaomgz:

Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.

Officer Booty reporting for duty.

Call of Booty

Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.

omfg

soulja boy tell em

yesimbeyonce: i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:35:06 -0700

yesimbeyonce:

i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: g...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:33:07 -0700

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:28:56 -0700

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:23:34 -0700

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

westborofaptist: grandkanye: tibets: a baby carriage that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:58 -0700

westborofaptist:

grandkanye:

tibets:

a baby carriage that doubles as a fryer ! Fry all your chicken in one portable, easy baby carriage!

where do you put the baby

in the fryer

renkos: literally all my friends are cute then i’m just

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:49 -0700

renkos:

literally all my friends are cute then i’m just

thecompanionsdoctor: Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif and I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:29:18 -0700

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:28:38 -0700

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

ironelk: Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom: Nude is when your clothes are...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:27:40 -0700

ironelk:

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:27:33 -0700

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Wed, 22 May 2013 09:24:22 -0700