vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean
homurica: urbancatfitters: no no no no no no no no no no no no no the circle of life
I had a better social life when I was like 8 years old than I do now.
daverdad: a documentary based on the life of that guy who cleans up porn sets
bootipop: Cheer up, you’re never alone! There is probably at least 1 bug in your room
i feel bad for nice sharks because no matter how nice they are everyone screams and swims away scared shitless like maybe that shark just wanted to braid hairs and talk about celebs
4chanofficial: i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
my hobbies include pausing nicki minaj videos
ruraljackdaw: psilentasincjelli: ruraljackdaw: voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards how do you hashtag ?????? hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt wait what… what do American keyboards look like then? oh
niggas-in-panem: tumblr has given me the power to identify any celebrity from any angle
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: My dog was barking. She’s already fat, so I refused to give her cheese. Then we both dramatically turned away from each other, and I heard Somebody That I Used To Know playing from another room. It was the most drama I’ve had in months. The success of this text post continues to baffle me.
blackromney: blackromney: whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap excellent answers, thank u friends
a-real-spooky-shark: spookaddict: ...
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis: amon-fire: fuckyourfreckles: rizaoftheowls: derinthemadscientist: stolenpandorica: elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever” or ”the crimson horror” are u guys okay Vaginebola Red Tide Warning shark week the red wave i second shark week
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
veggietalesyaoi: veggietalesyaoi: mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that