why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
I can’t not reblog this
Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?
oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once
why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything
because we’ll never have relationships of our own
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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
somethinganythingandeverything:
butts are so wierd like
why are people so attracted to the thing you poop from
no seriously this is one of the biggest mysteries of life for me atm
SOMEBODY UNDERSTANDS
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg
- tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
- tourist: oh you think you're clever???
- new yorker: what
- tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
- new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
- tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
- the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer
thank you
never gets old.
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
